Sleepless on Monday
Posted on February 26th, 2008 | by admin |Why do I write to a Monday blog post on Tuesday? Well, the last Monday was pure shit, worse than most of my previous Mondays.
First, a power outage started the day (shortly after midnight, so it can be considered to be on Monday), and - sleepless as I am - I was sitting in the dark, watching the dark walls in the darkness, unable to sleep. But when I finally managed to fall asleep, guess what happened? Yes, you guessed right: the power came back and the TV started shouting commercials at me. So long, good night’s sleep!
In the morning, work is waiting. 10 hours straight. Alone with all my clients and suppliers, all of them with Monday sickness. Boring, boring, boring day, full of Monday shit.
In the evening, when I got home, my wife was complaining about a pain in her back… so let’s just rub it until she falls asleep! After that, the worse that can happen on a Monday - sleepless again. Brrrrr…
I only smoke weed when I need to, And I need to get some some rest, where's the sex? I confess, I burned a hole in the mattress Yes yes it was me, I plead guilty And at the count of three I pull back the duvet Make my way to the refrigerator One dry potato inside, no lie, not even bread, jam When the light above my head went bam! I cant sleep somethings all over me Greasy insomnia, Please release me and let me dream About makin' mad love on the heath, Tearin' off tights with my teeth, But there's no relief I'm wide awake in my kitchen Its black and I'm lonely, Oh if I could only get some sleep, Creaky noises make my skin creep, I wanna get some sleep. I can't get no sleep.